Is there a better way to Daddy a big day when he smiles. Father's Day with a few jokes, you can do. This collection of Father's Day jokes from all corners of the Internet safely tickling humor to his father this Father's Day.
One night while sitting around the table and saw a little girl asked her father: "Dad, you're the boss, right?" His father was very happy, and he replied: "Yes." Then she continued"This is because the mother in law?"
Question: Are parents always snore?
R. No, only when they sleep!
Ten things you never hear Dad Say
- Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We should stop and some addresses.
- Well, honey, you thirteen. I bet you're ready for a car with dates!
- I love all your friends "Up Yours" attitudes.
- Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, my credit card Dunder. Have fun!
- Soccer want to play football? What aboutThe figure skating, son?
- Mom and I for the weekend. Do you have a party?
- No, I do not really know what is wrong with the car.
- Son, let's go to the mall and you get a slope.
- You do not need a job! I have a lot of money to spend.
- Father's Day? Do not worry. No big deal!
Daddy, Daddy, a glass of water?
But I have ten!
I know, but the list a room on fire!
Junior just new license. To celebrate the special day voor the whole family went out into the street and climbed into the car of his first official album. Papa was in the back seat, directly behind the new license.
"I bet you back to a change of scene, right? After all these mesesdiez the reunion here to learn how to drive?" Junior said his father.
"No," said the father. "I'm here to SENtion and back of the seat, as you do for me for sixteen years!"
Happy Father's Day to all you Dad!
One night while sitting around the table and saw a little girl asked her father: "Dad, you're the boss, right?" His father was very happy, and he replied: "Yes." Then she continued"This is because the mother in law?"
Question: Are parents always snore?
R. No, only when they sleep!
Ten things you never hear Dad Say
- Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We should stop and some addresses.
- Well, honey, you thirteen. I bet you're ready for a car with dates!
- I love all your friends "Up Yours" attitudes.
- Here are the keys to my new car. Oh, my credit card Dunder. Have fun!
- Soccer want to play football? What aboutThe figure skating, son?
- Mom and I for the weekend. Do you have a party?
- No, I do not really know what is wrong with the car.
- Son, let's go to the mall and you get a slope.
- You do not need a job! I have a lot of money to spend.
- Father's Day? Do not worry. No big deal!
Daddy, Daddy, a glass of water?
But I have ten!
I know, but the list a room on fire!
Junior just new license. To celebrate the special day voor the whole family went out into the street and climbed into the car of his first official album. Papa was in the back seat, directly behind the new license.
"I bet you back to a change of scene, right? After all these mesesdiez the reunion here to learn how to drive?" Junior said his father.
"No," said the father. "I'm here to SENtion and back of the seat, as you do for me for sixteen years!"
Happy Father's Day to all you Dad!
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